Marlowe and the Spacewoman Launch Cake

Awesome, sexy launch cake for Marlowe and the Spacewoman. You should really use a browser that shows pictures so you can bear witness to its profound, earth-shaking awesomeness. Plus, beets!

I read a letter in Penthouse Magazine that started like this cake: “I was walking past a government-run beet farm when this lithe, sexy woman in a spacesuit started crawling through the field towards me.” I sleep with that column folded under my pillow. The missus keeps trying to destroy it, but I have many, many copies.

It’s a cake. With a crashed spaceship, a spacewoman, and a field of beets.

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