So I’ve been playing with my Zoom H4n recorder that I mentioned in a previous post. You know, the one that’s made me more self-aware.
I’ve used it in a lot of settings:
Sitting down to a family dinner.
While reading a bedtime story to the kiddos.
During an argument with the Missus so I could point out later the exact moment where I won.
(Note to self: pointing out where I won an argument with the Missus leads to a far more unpleasant argument that I definitely lose.)
Using the toilet to study the direction water flows when flushed.
But none of those seemed…appropriate to share. Those recordings are either too intimate or too “Eww, my ears! I can’t unhear that!”
So I did the unthinkable.
I went outside.
Now while you can’t hear it, there is sunlight out there. It burns your skin with prolonged exposure.
Or, if you’ve been holed up in a darkened room with nothing but an LCD screen as a source of illumination for years, a not-so-prolonged exposure.
I wanted to share the sound of me slathering on sunscreen, but the Missus informs me that is one of those “Eww, my ears!” moments.
The Missus also said the only safe way to do this is to take myself almost entirely out of the equation.
So I did. I’m in the recording, but only as an observer. And the sound of my observing is very, very faint.
Also, at a frequency only dogs can hear.
Which explains all the howling in the background.
So, without further delay, I present to you the deeply not profound, and absolutely, totally, completely devoid of any sorts of Easter eggs at all, me writing in a crowded coffee shop.
The sound quality is so good you can hear the cockroaches mixed in with the coffee beans scream when the barista grinds them.
Mmm, cockroach-flavored coffee.