The All-Important Query Letter

Don't worry about spelling errors in your query letter. Publishers know you're too busy focusing on the book to waste a lot of time on the query letter.

While the penmanship is not great, this *is* the preferred stationary of editors and publishers everywhere.

The actual text, for those who can’t read kiddoese:

This book is about monster hunting. I am the best to write this book because I read Yobgorgle.* My readers would buy because they like my writing.

* Not true. He wrote his book while we were still in the middle of Daniel Pinkwater’s Yobgorgle. As evidenced by the incorrect depiction of Yobgorgle at the end of this book.

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