The people this sign is intended for seem incapable of understanding it

My next sign will read "DANGER: DOORBELL ELECTRIFIED"

This is the nice warning sign. Before the cops made me take it down, I had a rig that dumped concentrated skunk venom on you. It wasn’t the dumping on salespeople the cops objected it, it was the unavoidably omnipresent smell.

Just a sign asking people with opinions to leave me the heck alone. If I want your opinion, I’ll post something on Facebook and wait for the comment trolls to chime in.

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