The Perfect Metaphor For Being Around Humans

I switched over to an electric bumper car as my daily driver to cut down on gasoline costs. But my electricity comes from a nuclear power plant, so I'm not sure there's any sort of environmental win here...

If I were a bumper car, I’d have spikes on my bumpers to warn people off.

Does this bumper make my butt look big?

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