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Texts between friend and me #3:

Texts between friend and me #3: “I’d like to talk to you about these fine Amway products.” Um, no thanks. “Can I interest you in a home in this new real estate development in Guyana called Jonestown?” Not really, I’m happy with my current residence. “My political beliefs are life-changing, life-affirming, and will move you to both tears and action! I’ve told you about them before, but I need you to set aside an uninterrupted hour to discuss them with me further vis a vis your failure to enthusiastically embrace them.”

Texts between friend and me #3:

“I’d like to talk to you about these fine Amway products.”

Um, no thanks.

“Can I interest you in a home in this new real estate development in Guyana called Jonestown?”

Not really, I’m happy with my current residence.

“My political beliefs are life-changing, life-affirming, and will move you to both tears and action! I’ve told you about them before, but I need you to set aside an uninterrupted hour to discuss them with me further vis a vis your failure to enthusiastically embrace them.”

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