Texts between friend and me #3:
“I’d like to talk to you about these fine Amway products.”
Um, no thanks.
“Can I interest you in a home in this new real estate development in Guyana called Jonestown?”
Not really, I’m happy with my current residence.
“My political beliefs are life-changing, life-affirming, and will move you to both tears and action! I’ve told you about them before, but I need you to set aside an uninterrupted hour to discuss them with me further vis a vis your failure to enthusiastically embrace them.”