Texts between former friend and me #8:
“[adds you to list of those to go up against the wall when the revolution comes if the thoughts and prayers don’t work]”
“You have failed to grasp the severity of the situation. Your close-mindedness saddens (and angers) me. Once you learn the error of your ways, I’ll be here, waiting to forgive you and accept you with open arms into the One True Faith(TM).”
[Laughs bitterly, rolls eyes, shakes head sadly, realizes thoughts and prayers are pointless, then clicks ‘Block’.]