I Keep Thinking I’ve Got A Shot, Then She Laughs At Me

Brain the size of a planet, soul the size of a ping pong ball force-fed steroids. I'm so depressed.

I could afford a couple of minor upgrades on the gloomy base model. I got “Love” on one side and “Hope” (not visible) on the back. They threw in the flower on the lid for free.

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