It’s amazing the number of things that can end up in your ears: air, water, ants, spiders (to eat the ants, of course), fingertips, cotton swabs (DON’T DO THAT!), raisins, worms, pencil shavings, paprika (don’t ask), cremated remains (seriously don’t ask), anti-fungal medication, tree sap, staples (up the three before there is bleeding), ear plugs, cheese whiz (it just feels SO good…), prison contraband (you think I’m putting stuff up my butt????), Compact Discs (disassembled), music, Ceti eel larvae, and calculator buttons. Thank goodness nothing else can get in there!
By ianmdudley | Published 12 January 2019 at 645 × 512 in I decided to be more creative this year and all I got was a lousy ear infection.