Almost, but not quite

After my coffee ritual and breakfast, Big Daddy and Little Lady showed up.

Demanding their peanuts.

As I went out into the backyard to leave the peanuts on the fence, the squirrel showed up.

The thieving bastard squirrel.

Bold little sh*t practically walked up and mugged me for a peanut.

Took it, then turned his back on me.

Then thought better of it and ran into a tree.

Where he taunted me.

And Big Daddy and Little Lady.

They were not happy he’d made off with one of their peanuts.

But I left out more, which they got because Thieving Bastard was occupied.

Eating his ill-gotten gains.