Prompt: When is the last time you took a risk? How did it work out?
Apparently, it is a lot more recently than the daily prompt folks at WordPress, given this is extremely similar to yesterday’s prompt.
So I’ll take a risk right now and ignore today’s prompt.
(We preempt this prompt to explore other precepts.)
Taking risks requires bravery, drive, and energy.
The quickest way to get those, when you find yourself lacking, involves a mixture of alcohol, meth, and cocaine.
But my lawyers, echoing my personal physician, have advised me I cannot publicly endorse that particular approach.
So on to that other, most vile of courage-inducing drugs, caffeine!
If you need to take a big risk but lack the conviction to go through with it, and you don’t have access to certain illicit drugs, drink some coffee.
About ten cups, specifically. Ten 8oz cups (minimum), consumed within fifteen minutes of each other.
Once you come back down from orbit, you’ll be able to do anything.
And you will be in such an agitated physical state that no one, not even trigger-happy bodyguards, will be able to stop you.
Which is how I get all my celebrity autographs…
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