Texts between friend and me #4:
Ha ha ha! Oh wait, you’re serious?
Oh. Well, I’ve actually already given that topic considerable thought, and I’m fine with where I’m at.
“No no no, you don’t understand. Anything less than full-throated approval is to be against us, to be on the side of INJUSTICE!”
Um, no it isn’t. Look, we’re both good people and generally aligned on most issues. Let’s just agree to disagree on this one.